- Does your pipe reach your knees? - One sec, let me call the plumber
- Forge your huge love sword - I always thought a bow and arrow was the traditional weapon of love
- Wake up your hot monster - Does this have anything to do with the noises you heard coming from my bed at night?
- Give her furnace some heat - But we have electric heaters
- If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war -Is this the same war the black man said he wanted to pull out of?
- Make your rocket fly again - Finally, a place that sells Balsa wood tail fins online!
- Make your love torpedo drive all the way to her tanker - Won't that destroy innocent seamen?
- Get incredible sizing profit in pants - I guess I never thought to invest in Dockers stock...
- Deeper in her entrails - Wow, cause what woman doesn't want that?
- Snex secrets revealed - Including the one that let's you be the same character in Street Fighter II?
November 10, 2009
Top 10 on the 10th: November 2009
Do you ever browse your spam folder before emptying it? I do, in search for amusing subject lines advertising male enhancement products. Over the last several months I have been collecting my personal favorites. Here they are, along with my literal responses:
4 comments :
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definitely had me laughing :) And was that "seamen" or semen? :)
@Clara: I suppose that depends entirely upon how you interpret what "her tanker" is.
I LOVE it!! I was laughing so hard Jeff had to come up from downstairs to see what was going on. AWESOME!!
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